Aether - Midgardsormr
lavender beds
ward 19 / plot 1
" We cheer underneath the tiger's moonlight. "
Our syncshell: MSS-LEHT4SL5LWZU
Password: UZUM4KIS!? (all caps)
we open Thursday - friday - SaturdayWe have pop up openings on sundays too!2:00PM EST - 5:00PM EST
11:00AM PST - 2:00PM PST
We might close sooner if IRL complications happen!
in partnership with
HOUSE RULES
Just as a general heads-up, the two Kiryuin's are siblings and not married. Please do not ask us to be romantic, thank you.- While we aren't strict on roleplaying, roleplaying is heavily encouraged here. Just remember no violence and be kind to one another. ♥
- No NSFW. We are strictly SFW within Cafe Uzumaki! The occasional joke is fine, just don't straight up ERP and we're gucci.
- Please be respectful. Disregarding one's comfort will result in a blacklist from our services.
- Absolutely no drama in our house. We are roleplayers and people who are old enough to know better. Venting's fine but don't start in-house fights :c
- Weapons are to be stowed away / kept away from the venue and any use of weapons will result in a warning. Accidents and misclicks do happen but don't do it intentionally to hurt other patrons.
- All minions are to be put away so we don't take away from player spots. Thank you.
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Upstairs greeting area
Cafe Restaurant + Stage
hiring info ♥
Ever wanted to be apart of Uzumaki's staff? Wonderful! We are always looking to expand and grow our cafe family. Below you will find our current open positions and their information. Once you've filled out our application, we will contact you within a few days.We are currently hiring: Waiter staff, Bouncer, Greeter, Bards.Just as a note! Joining our FC is not a requirement and optional. More info on our venue is on the application page! See you soon, fellow moon tiger ♥
MEET THE OWNERS ♥
our staff ♥
Some of our staff have carrds / refsheets! Do check them out by clicking their linked carrds if you find their characters interesting and want to read their lore.Some of our staff profile were taken by Ny'ope Genhu!
A new face!
A new bouncer
MENU
Wanna buy out our cafe for the day? The cost would be 1.5 mil gil. You'll also receive our unconditional gratitude. We'll also make a special shout announcing whatever you want so long as it's not absurd..! Buyouts will be mentioned in the discord too.
main course
Dodo Omurice (Dodo Omelette) - 6,250 Gil
A meal simple meal made with love: A thinly scrambled egg poured ontop of fried rice topped with ketchup and a demi-glace sauce.
Seaside Curry (Hamsa Curry) - 7,000 Gil
A with a generous amount of seafood atop of rice, topped by a spicy curry. It is Homura's special as it is as spicy as she is. This dish was inspired by the Seaside Cafe & Lounge's Homura special!
Archon Burger - 8,000 Gil
During the twin's travel to sharlayan, they have come to love this Burger. It is is as nutritionally sound as it is delicious, the pretzel buns adding a nice taste to the dish. With a steak beef patty in it as well!
sweets & Desserts
Honey Muffin - 4,250 Gil
A muffin freshly baked by Homura herself and drizzled with honey on top to make it even sweeter. They are also great for those who want a lighter dessert! Best served with a tea or a cold drink to enjoy it with!
Chocolate Praline Box - 3,000 Gil
An assortment of white, dark and milk chocolate made by Homura. Comes neatly packaged in a box and is made from the heart of Kiryuin sister as a present. Some pralines have rum in it, some are white and some have other surprises like caramel or hazelnuts in them! Whatever the current season is, the surprises are endlessly sweet!
Pixel Apple Pie - 5,000 Gil
A pie filled with apples made the way Homura was taught by her father, served with a side of whipped cream on the side and topped with... half an apple for detailing and the aesthetic.
WARM DRINKS
Triple Cream Coffee + a coffee biscuit - 3,500 Gil
Freshly roasted coffee beans that were percolated to perfection with an equal amount of thick dairy milk and a little bit of cinnamon on top of the cream.* Comes served with a complimentary coffee biscuit!
Steppe Tea - 2,500 Gil
A popular tea from the Azim Steppe, described as creamy yet refreshing. Made from steeped fermented tea leaves and a generous helping of dzo milk. It is their father's favorite.
Chai - 4,000 Gil
The Coerthan tea leaves may provide the base, but it's the cinnamon and Amber cloves that add the signature sweet and aromatic flavor to this traditional beverage.
Hot Chocolate - 3,500 Gil
A warm and hearty drink, sweet and yet filling! Our in-house made hot chocolate, which can be provided with cream on top or even mini-marshmallows are made from love. We let a bubble chocolate melt in some warm milk and the magic happens with the cocoa powder inside the bubble chocolate~
cold refreshers & alcoholics
Apple juice - 3,000 Gil
Juice squeezed from red shiny mirror apples, Taki hand squeezes them personally for each order. Comes topped with some apple slices and ice to keep you cool during the warm weathers.
Orange Juice - 3,000 Gil
A juice from ripe La Noscean Oranges with a bit of sugar to make it less bitter, Taki hand squeezes the drinks himself. A slice of orange is added for extra aroma and taste.
Dragonfruit Blend - 6,000 Gil
A sweet & refreshing drink made out of dragonfruit, banana & coconut milk which Homura makes this drink out of punches... literally. And then blending it all together till it's good.
Melon Juice - 6,000 Gil
A mild drink made out of thundermelons with a hint of nutmeg to balance out the sweetness. Usually goes well with the omelet and it's savory taste!( They're not from "Taki's melon" please stop making him cry. :( )
Mint Gimlet (Mint Lassi) - 4,000 Gil
A sweet and mildly bitter cocktail made out of Gin, mint syrup and lime juice served cold. This one is Pendragon's favorite alcoholic beverage.This is a alcoholic drink.
Mors - 4,250 Gil
A traditionally and in-house made drink made from fermented lingonberries with an alcoholic sweet after taste.This is a alcoholic drink.
Saké (Peach Juice) - 3,500 Gil
Traditionally referred to as "rice wine" and imported from Sui-no-Sato.This is a alcoholic drink.
mini-games
We offer a variety of fun mini-games to our cafe to make our experiences a pleasant yet fun one! Please take a look below.
Byakko's deathroll challenge! - 50,000 Gil
Byakko's a big guy and can eat an unlimited amount of fish & meat skewers! Think you can beat his challenge?The patron starts off with /random 100 when eating the first skewer. Whatever number it drops to, they will continue from that roll and do /random (number) received. This goes on for 10 turns!Should the patron's number drop to a 1, their stomach is full and they lose the challenge!Win the challenge and obtain yourself a minion between the prices of 30,000 to 250,000Gil!(Hint hint: Want to ensure you win? If you praise Byakko to the high heaven's the staff will give you a lemonade that will recover 10 of your points!)
A polaroid to remember the day! - 75,000 Gil
Want to memorize the day you visited our Cafe and take cute pictures with our staff? We can do such! Just ask a staff member if we take pictures right now and we will take custom G-Poses of your chosen staff member. Additional members cost 50% of the original price.You will receive a signed polaroid! All customized poses and such! Your Polaroid will be forever marked in our polaroid book (aka you will be posted in our discord polaroid chat!)
ARTISTS CORNER
Homura Kiryuin
For more samples, I will set up my carrd soon <3Additional characters are +50% of the base price!
COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED AND WILL OPEN UP JUNE AGAIN! Due to irl complications commissions are expected delayed </3 I'm sorry!
| Style | Price |
|---|---|
| Headshot / Icon ➤ | 2.5-3 Million. |
| Waist up ➤ | 7 Million. |
Toroko Margatroid - Carrd! (Coming soon)
Prices TBA! Please look forward <3
♥ Spring has sprung! ♥
Cherry blossom season is around and our twins miss their favorite meals! Come try the twins' special! They have their own favorites to share ♥We also have partnered specials!
Homura's Special - 5,000 Gil
A spicy yet sweet combination? Yea... that's Homura's personality! The curry is a special recipe perfected at Seaside Cafe & Lounge, a partnered venue! The dragonfruit, despite being beaten quite literally, is there to counteract the spices and hit you with a sweet kick!
Taki's special - 5,000 Gil
A fluffy egg omelet on top of rice with a drawing made out of ketchup on top of the egg! The rice is filled with a savory demi-glaze~ This special is matched with an equally but not overly sweet melon juice. (Please stop asking Taki about his 'melons' or he will cry.)
Mei's Special - 5,000 Gil
Want a smaller but still deliciously sweet combination? Take a slice of a freshly baked cheesecake topped with rolanberries and a chocolate bubble melting into hot milk- becoming a hot chocolate right in front of your eyes! Bubble chocolates may have mini-marshmallows or other surprises in there!
Lyra's special - 5,000 Gil
Come hopping around with a viera Lyra's favorites as she shares the joy of her many misadventures. A share of crispy carrot nibbles with a happiness juice to bring a smile upon your face!